As we work our way back into regular postings, please enjoy these amuses-bouche:

  • The bartender just threatened to pour me a shot of Jameson Orange if I didn’t behave myself.
  • Here’s the problem with knowing you’re crazy: when the people around you present themselves as genuinely unhinged, you still wonder whether it’s them or it’s you.
  • “Just because I’m being a dickhead doesn’t mean you aren’t an idiot. Remember, I’ll be polite in the morning.”
  • “Yeah, You look like a musician.” “Thanks! … wait …”
  • This rum they fed me was so strong I finally understand the purpose behind a mixed drink.
  • Even an onion deserves not to cry.

  • It’s obvious, as Pippin once said to Frodo, that you won’t fix things just by looking shocked and sad. And of course that’s true. But I do maintain that no matter how dystopian the future, the only possible chance we have is by coming together, not by tearing each other apart. I will not retreat from that position.